Author Archives: Matt Chwedyk
DOG DAYS: CHAPTER 24
So that covers most of the assets. Tim gets everything, and Kalvin inherits from Tim if anything should happen. Kalvin will finish college no matter what. I have big hopes for him. Not hopes—plans. I guess they’re kinda the same. “Plans” suggest that what you want will happen eventually; “hopes” sounds like I’m tossing pennies […]
One Way Ticket to Nilbog: Episode 3–Thir13en Ghosts
I’m not going to tell you how to spend your money, but maybe you should have invested in your ROTH IRA instead of a glass mansion that houses ghosts to power the devil’s time machine. http://onewaytickettonilbog.weebly.com/episodes.html
On the Disk Spins: Mortal Kombat X [Part 6]
In part six we learn that Raiden forgot to plug himself in last night, and Jacqui is easy on Takeda’s eyes.
On the Disk Spins: Mortal Kombat X [Part 5]
Jaxson Briggs takes a break from essential tractor maintenance to help save Earthrealm, while Scorpion dooms us all.
One Way Ticket to Nilbog: Episode 2–Night of the Demons 2
In this week’s adventure, we join a group of sexy teens as they throw a party at the local abandoned funeral parlor on Halloween. Of course, they accidentally transport a demon in a tube of lipstick back to their boarding school, and unleash a bunch of hellish shenanigans that can only be stopped by Super-Soakers […]
On the Disk Spins: Mortal Kombat X [Part 4]
“I’m Takeda Banana and I’ve come to say — D’Vorah kills her victims in a gruesome way!”
On the Disk Spins: Mortal Kombat X [Part 3]
This week we watch Kung Jin shoot a child with an arrow, and Sonya Blade stomps and strangles for America. Happy Mother’s Day!
One Way Ticket to Nilbog: Episode 1–Troll 2
One Way Ticket to Nilbog is the podcast brain child of three (sometimes four?) horror movie enthusiasts, Carrie Ann Schumacher, Matt Chwedyk, and Renee Kuharchuk. We watch, critique, and analyze terrible horror movies for your listening pleasure with funny and sexy results. Our first episode covers our namesake. Troll 2 is the story of a young boy guided […]
On the Disk Spins: Mortal Kombat X [PART 2]
In this week’s episode, we learn that Kotal Khan is a uniter, not a divider. Also, which Sub-zero am I fighting?
DOG DAYS: CHAPTER 23
In the darkest depths, a corrupting evil stays vigilant. The duty of every Finisher is to maintain integrity in every action and thought—to be honest with others as well as themselves. Ask first what is best for the militia, not the individual. For each member is a wet stone to an ever-growing blade—admired for its […]
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